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Rare Languages

26 Tuesday Jul 2016

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Algol, BASIC, C++, computer humor, computer languages, Forth, humor, Lisp, programming language, valley girl

Cleaning out some old boxes of papers, I came across one of those humor bits that circulate in any profession. Back in the day, it was usually by fax. Then it was email, and now Tweets and other social platforms. (The song remains the same.)

This one concerned “rare” (i.e. made up) languages loosely based on existing languages. The humor depends, mostly, on recognizing parodied languages and certain other topical references (like “Valley Girls”).

In other words, a lot of the funny has sailed, but I found parts of it cute enough to record here…

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I Have a Spelling Checker

27 Friday Jun 2014

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Friday, funny poetry, humor, poetry, spell check

These days it seems like spell checkers exist in almost everything. Word processing software has had them a long time, although in the early days you had to invoke the spell check function. These days software  handily underlines misspelled words in real-time (with sometimes an advanced function we can invoke).

It always struck me as pretty lame how people (well, let’s be honest: managers) would present PowerPoint documents in important meetings with the red jagged “you misspelled this” underline sprinkled throughout their document.  What exactly did they think that meant?

But enough about managers. It’s Friday and time for some fun, so here’s an old, old poem about spelling checkers…

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Musical Interlude

20 Friday Jun 2014

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50 Ways to Hose Your Code, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, backups, computer programming, Friday, funny, funny songs, humor, parody, Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, song parody, Yesterday

It’s Friday again, so it’s time to get casual and have some fun. Today I have a pair of songs for computer programmers. These files have been occupying bits on my hard drive for many, many years. I’m releasing them to the Wild World Web so they can live free!

You know the tunes, so sing along to the new words…

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The Tale of the Pea Sea

13 Friday Jun 2014

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Bill Gates, computer humor, humor, MS-DOS, PC, pea sea, Sean Sengenberger, Windows

It’s Finally Friday again, so it’s time for a little fun. This is a piece I’ve had living in my files since 1995. That makes it pretty out-of-date, but it’s such a classic that it’s worth preserving and giving another airing. It does require remembering the lore of the computer middle ages (the 1980s).

The copy I have is from a USENET post © by Sean Sengenberger. It’s not entirely clear whether he (or possibly, she) just posted a piece found online or if Sean actually wrote it. (Some folks back then explicitly copyrighted their posts.) In any event, credit given where credit is due.

Without further ado, I give you…

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Escape Key

25 Friday Apr 2014

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humor

Here’s another Friday Funny:

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Project Views

18 Friday Apr 2014

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fax machines, humor, project management, software design, software development, tire swing, tree swing

Time for some Friday fun:

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Real Programmers

07 Friday Mar 2014

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cartoons, computer programmers, Friday, humor, real programmers

A little fun for a Friday; here’s one of my favorite programmer cartoons!

RealProgrammers

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