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Tag Archives: funny poetry

The Last Bug

26 Friday Aug 2022

Posted by Wyrd Smythe in Fun

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computer humor, funny poetry, humor, old time stuff, poetry

Recently I posted an oldie from the last century. Here’s another from the deep time layers of my file system. It’s a poetic parable any programmer can relate to.

Think of it as the programmer’s version of Sisyphus.

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Bits Bytes Chips Clocks

03 Thursday Mar 2022

Posted by Wyrd Smythe in Fun

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computer humor, funny poetry, humor, old time stuff, poetry

It’s been a while since I posted here, many balls in the fire and irons in the air, so I thought I’d dig into my archives for an oldie, albeit one more of tin than of gold.

This one comes from a 1995 email from a co-worker who was forwarding something cute she’d found in a Delphi Forum.

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I Have a Spelling Checker

27 Friday Jun 2014

Posted by Wyrd Smythe in Fun

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Friday, funny poetry, humor, poetry, spell check

These days it seems like spell checkers exist in almost everything. Word processing software has had them a long time, although in the early days you had to invoke the spell check function. These days software  handily underlines misspelled words in real-time (with sometimes an advanced function we can invoke).

It always struck me as pretty lame how people (well, let’s be honest: managers) would present PowerPoint documents in important meetings with the red jagged “you misspelled this” underline sprinkled throughout their document.  What exactly did they think that meant?

But enough about managers. It’s Friday and time for some fun, so here’s an old, old poem about spelling checkers…

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